(:Saturday, July 2, 2011 ♥ 11:21 AM Y
Funny Signs
IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs
IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.
IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)
OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness.
SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car!
SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
SPOTTED ON A SIGN IN SCOTLAND: Eat here and you'll never live to regret it.
At a radiator shop: "BEST PLACE IN TOWN TO TAKE A LEAK"
Sign over a gynecologist's office: "DR. JONES, AT YOUR CERVIX"
On a plumber's truck: "WE REPAIR WHAT YOUR HUSBAND FIXED"
On another plumber's truck: "DON'T SLEEP WITH A DRIP. CALL YOUR PLUMBER"
Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 DAYS WITHOUT PIZZA MAKES ONE WEAK"
At a tire shop: "INVITE US TO YOUR NEXT BLOWOUT"
Plastic surgeon's office: "LET US PICK YOUR NOSE"
On an electrician's truck: "LET US REMOVE YOUR SHORTS"
On a maternity room door: "PUSH, PUSH, PUSH"
On an optometrist's office: "IF YOU DON'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE"
On a taxidermist's window: "WE REALLY KNOW OUR STUFF"
On a fence: "SALESMEN WELCOME! DOG FOOD IS EXPENSIVE!"
In a podiatrist's office: "TIME WOUNDS ALL HEELS"
Outside a muffler shop: "NO APPOINTMENT NECESSARY. WE HEAR YOU COMIING"
In a veterinarian's office: "BE BACK IN 5 MINUTES. SIT! STAY!
In the front of a funeral home:" DRIVE CAREFULLY. WE'LL WAIT"
OMG LOL!
